
Two nights ago, the most amazing thing happened. I was driving my two friends to the Caltrain station here in Mountain View, and given that I had left my iPod on our dining table, I decided to flip on the radio, and tuned to my second-most favorite station to hate, KMEL 106.1 (the top spot is reserved for that oh-so-reprehensible Wild 94.9).
The song that was playing was one that I hadn't heard, and seemed more well-suited to The Quiet Storm or KBLX, the jazz/R&B station here in the Bay Area. But then, the song switched to the next one. My volume was turned down a bit, but I could hear something so distinct that I started to lean forward.
Were those 9th Wonder drums?
Was that a mouse-ified sample looping?
Was that ... MURS?!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It was. One of my favorite emcees was getting radio play on the second-most commercially garbage radio station in the greater metropolitan area.
Yes, it was around 10:30 p.m. at night, so not really the highest of traffic times for this station.
But it gave me hope for the future. If Murs can get spins at 10:30 p.m., maybe soon, that will be 9:30 p.m. Then another hour. Then drive-time. Then noontime. Then on Big Boy's nationally-syndicated morning show.
Then, every time I turn on 106.1, I'll be hearing Murs' voice. But not always on his songs. It will be his songs, and some guest spots. So many guest spots. Every time I hear the radio I hear a Murs guest spot. Then station IDs by Murs. Then commercials by Murs.
Then I will grow to despise Murs, just simply for his radio-based omnipresence. You might ask, where did D Lip come up with such a progression of events?
Well, minus the whole "being one of my favorite emcees," this goes for Lil Wayne. Seriously. Try this. Get in your car and turn on the radio to your local hip-hop station. Count the number of Lil Wayne songs or appearances you hear. Then, arrive at your destination, do your business, get back into your car and tune to the same station. Then, repeat the first steps again. I will be surprised if you hear Lil Wayne less than three times on your trip.
I rode down to the laundromat, just two minutes away, to get quarters, and I heard him on a T-Pain track and a Mya(?) track. Terrifying, I know.
Something tells me this won't be happening to Murs, now that I think about it.

